The Official TCG Archives

This is The Worst Opinion Column of All Time, originally published October 17, 2005
Rumor Patrol: Is Cal Poly Really Moving To Oakland? originally published October 24, 2005
Top 5 Classy Places To Make Love At Cal Poly, originally published October 31, 2005
We Gave President Baker That Raise, originally published November 7, 2005
Scientology=Awesometology, originally published November 14, 2005
Goth People: Get Over It, originally published November 21, 2005
A Lengthy And Thorough Symposium In Regards To The Recent Discussions Of The San Luis Obispo System Of Public Transit, originally published November 28, 2005
We're Calling Out You, UFC Champion, originally published January 13, 2006
Musty The Mustang: An Expose, originally published January 20, 2006
Rumor Patrol: Was That Pete Sampras On Campus? originally published January 27, 2006
Hometown Buffet: Why Are You So Good? originally published February 3, 2006
We Felt Awkward At Campus Crusade, originally published February 10, 2006
President Baker: Please Return Our Pimp Goblet, originally published February 24, 2006
Learn By Doing (Cocaine), originally published March 3, 2006
Report: Gents Fake Classiness, originally published March 10, 2006
Bring Back Jack Ingram, originally published April 7, 2006
Wait, OJ Killed Someone? originally published April 14, 2006
Box Office Blockbusters: Da Vinci Code vs Snakes On A Plane, originally published April 21, 2006
Arbor Day Is For Pinkos, originally published April 28, 2006
Rumor Patrol: We had Sex With Nicky Hilton, originally published May 5, 2006
We Parked In The ASI President's Parking Spot, originally published May 12, 2006
Reasons Why David Blaine Does Things, originally published May 19, 2006
A Cry For Help, originally published May 26, 2006
Letters To The Two Classy Gents, originally published June 2, 2006